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Welcome To Scritch World!!


Hi there!!
You have just stumbled upon
the new and improved

"Scritch World"!

(Please be patient while the page loads)

In preparation for take-off into Scritch World, please put all carry-on items
under the seat in front of you ...  turn off all cell phones and other portable devices
(if you don't, you won't hear my music playing!) and fasten your seatbelts!

Are you ready?
Then awaaaaaaaay we go!

Oh yeah .. before I forget ..
See that annoying little pop-up ad that appeared when you first got here?
(Yeah, yeah, I know it's a bit of a pain in the butt, but hey, it gets me a free web site!)
If you click the minimize button (the minus sign) on that little window,
it should keep it out of your way for the remainder of your journey here in Scritch World.

allllllllrighty then.........

Disclaimer:
This page is just an exercise in silliness ...
no public service announcements...
no lessons to live by ... no hidden agendas ...
Just a bunch of silly stuff that will hopefully
entertain you (or most likely puzzle you) ...
at least for a little while!

Now then ... having said that ... On to the page!!!


Hark! What do I hear? Is that the "Scritch Boogie" playing in the background?
Why, yes! I do believe it is!! Can you hear it? If so .. ::happy dancin:: is a requirement!
If not .. fake it! <g>
(Oh, and if you want me to send it to you in .wav format .. just ask)


Just what IS a "Scritch", you ask? Well ... a "scritch" is a combination
of a scratch and a rub ... most often done on the head. Snoopy loves
to be "scritched" ... come to think of it ... so do I !!


For those devoted visitors who remember the "Mr. Wizard" photo ...
I am sorry to report that it has finally gone
to the recycling bin in the sky
:::sniff sniff::: ... may he rest in peace
(hee hee)
[Who knows? With enough requests ...
it just may be possible to raise the dead!]
{S MrFloppy} ROFLMAO!!



Speaking of Mr. Floppy...
Is it just me, or does this guy look awfully familiar to you?
( I could swear he used to be a "reg" in The Saloon! )
((smirk))





                


If I may get serious for a moment ... the death of a pet can really be devastating.
In September of 1997, I had to say a final goodbye to my cat, Scritchie.
Please take a moment to click the link below and visit the page I created in her memory.


Scritchie's Page      



So.... Whatcha think of my page so far? When you're all done,
c'mon back here and click on the mailbox
to send me an e-mail and let me know!
(remember, you catch more bees with honey!)



These furballs are three of "Ameowica's Most Wanted"!
Click the photo to visit the "AMW" web sight and
find out more about these three dangerous felines.
You owe it to yourself as a concerned citizen!




Well, folks, you have reached the end of the main page of "Scritch World"
Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their upright and locked positions,
and prepare for landing!

***For connecting flights to "Scritch's Ocean of Fun",
our representative, "The Swimming Lizard" is waiting at the bottom
of the page to direct you on the rest of your journey.***



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Thanks so much for flying "Air Scritch"
and have a pleasant day!
Buh-bye!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~



Howdy Folks!! I'm the "Swimming Lizard"
(that's MISTER Lizaaard, to you!)
I'm here to guide you to your connecting
flight to "Scritch's Ocean of Fun",
the next page of this site.
Just click on me and we'll be on our way to...

Mister Lizaaard
Scritch's Ocean of Fun!

Hey, wait!
Before you go, why not sign my guest book
and let me know you were here! :-)